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Sitting at a stop light
« on: March 09, 2014, 04:41:28 PM »

Sitting at a stop light.........
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business,patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah!  Praise Allah!" and took off beforethe light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man...that
could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver!   ;D
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Re: Sitting at a stop light
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2014, 03:48:03 AM »

 :D I like that one!
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Re: Sitting at a stop light
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2014, 12:05:28 PM »

Good one!
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Re: Sitting at a stop light
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2014, 10:09:15 AM »

Thumbs up, man!!!
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Re: Sitting at a stop light
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2014, 07:35:08 PM »

Ha!
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